Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Dumb! Yup, Elin Is Determined To Work It Out For Real

Dumb! Yup, Elin Is Determined To Work It Out For Real

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Yesterday sources leaked a play-by-play of Elin Norgedren's discovery of Tiger Wood's unbelievable amounts of douchebaggery, and the subsequent beatdown she gave him. Scorned lovers all over the world cheered.

Today, new, more depressing sources are confirming speculation that Elin, 30, is attempting to reconcile with Tiger while he undergoes sex addiction rehab at the Gentle Path clinic in Hattiesburg, MI. And it kind of bums us out.

The source says:

"Elin wants a solid family life. She was a child of divorce and felt her dad slighted her. She absolutely does not want that to happen to Sam and Charlie. So she wants to keep her family together even if she and Tiger live together as friends instead of lovers."

Woods is also apparently ready to clean up his act, kick the swamp donkeys cocktail waitresses to the curb, and commit. DUH. That's what you say when you've fucked yourself six ways to Sunday.

"Tiger wants to go back to being a golf star with major endorsements. He wants his clients, who have kids of their own, to think he is a good family man. He had hoped all along that his wife's initial furor would die down so they could discuss the situation and behave rationally. Keeping the family together is very important to Tiger so he is doing whatever it takes to keep Elin from leaving him and taking the kids."

Sorry, moron! The damage has been done and we doubt ANYONE will be thinking of you as a good family man for quite some time, especially your wife!

Here's hoping Elin takes a page out of Brooke Mueller's book and gives herself time to really think about it before she goes back to him.

It's never a good idea to stay together for the kids!

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Source: perezhilton.com


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