We don't understand the problem! You make a living having balls on your face, now it's a problem that your face is on balls?
Joslyn James, porn star and Tiger Woods' swamp donkey mistress #9357 has kept pretty mum about her time with the douchebag golfer, but recently spoke out at a press conference to protest the new line of golf balls that feature images of all of Woods' mistresses.
You'd think for a second that this ho had an ounce of integrity and didn't want to further promote the scandal, but then she explained why she doesn't want her face on the product, or any subsequent profits relating to them.
"It is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it — because golfers hit their golf balls with a lot of force. As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club hitting a ball with my photo on it. I don't think that Tiger would want my picture on a golf ball."
WTF? Is she serious?
Apparently so, as she brought lawyer Gloria Allred along, who claims,
"Hitting a woman or an image of a woman is not a sport…this would be no different than using a picture of a woman's face for target practice."
Joslyn sent a cease & desist letter to Creative Classics, the company that is producing the golf balls, requesting her face removed from the collection.
Okay, you crazy whore, we don't think with violence against women is acceptable in any capacity, but you have exploited and demeaned yourself by sleeping with a married man and then cashing in on the publicity and suffering of a HIS WIFE who does not need to hear about your bitching because some cartoon that looks like you is being painted on a golf ball.
Go back to your porn career, where we're sure you feel valued and appreciated, and not an ounce objectified as a woman.
Chelsea Handler
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