Thursday, February 25, 2010

Arrest That Bitch!! Beyowulf Killed Sasha Fierce!!

Arrest That Bitch!! Beyowulf Killed Sasha Fierce!!

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Today is truly tragic for gay men everywhere around the world.

Beyowulf has decided to put to rest her alter-ego, Sasha Fierce, FOR GOOD, once she wraps up her I Am…Sasha Fierce tour in Trinidad.

Says the diva:

"Sasha Fierce is done. I killed her."

We feel as though we were just kicked in the gut. Give us a moment.

And if that isn't devastating enough, Beyowulf isn't recording any more tunes until she learns "to paint and cook, and to do Broadway shows and museums. And learn just to be at home and just watch television."

Can't you just picture her on her couch with a bag of Frito's completely enthralled in an episode of Ghost Whisperer?

BWAH HA HA.

We want Sasha Fierce back!!

We didn't know how much she truly meant to us until she was taken so quickly and without warning!!

Life can be so cruel.

[Image via WENN.]




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